Sports anime bingo. Check off a space while watching whatever episode, and enjoy the knowledge that you’re going to hell.
Aries: dirt pile
Cancer: ANGRY nerdlord
Leo: feisty young’n
Virgo: strategically draped piece of fabric
Libra: anime trash
Scorpion: le hawt nb yaoiz partner
Sagittarius: cutie patoot but also NEEEEEEEEERD
Capricorn: the coolest cat around
Aquarius: emotional wreck but MY emotional wreck
Pisces: avril lavigne fan
Free! Eternal Summer: Haru fights with Mako; Mako is going to a Uni in Tokyo.
Zankyou no Terror: Lisa has a bomb strapped on to her; Twelve betrays Nine.
Tokyo Ghoul: Kaneki is brutally tortured.
Me: ... At least Barakamon can cheer me up!
Barakamon: Sensei leaves without saying goodbye.
Me: I came out here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling SO attacked right now
+Haikyuu: Karasuno loses.
Me: DID ALL THE DIRECTORS LIKE MEET UP SOMEWHERE ONE DAY AND THOUGHT, OH HEY WE SHOULD MAKE THIS WEEK THE MOST DEPRESSING ONE EVER?!
pre-weeb: oh, those Japanese cartoon things! I saw an episode of sailor moon once
naruto phase: I love naruto!!!! Itadakimasu! *attempts to use chopsticks on instant ramen* jutsuuuuu! *does naruto run up tree, falls on ass*
the Full Weeb: IM REALLY KAWAII ANIME IS MY LIFE BAKA BAKA BAKA
post-naruto: naruto is so lame and overrated. anyone who likes is a baka. I watch the REAL anime, like vampire knight and soul eater. Desu
post-weeb: anime is for babies. I hate anime, fucking weeaboos need to stop clogging up this earth
accidentally finding an anime I like: it's just one, I'm not a weeb or anything. I just appreciate this ONE show regardless of the medium.
weeb-in-denial: I... I'm not a weeb... okay maybe I am. I'm so sorry. Gomen
post-weeb weeb: Y'ALL BITCHES BETTER CALL ME SENPAI